Miscommunications

Get up at o'dark hundred and the cat is squallin' So I go and fix her food, nuke it for a moment and set it out for her. She follows me around and squalls some more and I take her back to the bowl and say, "Look, it's there. Eat!" 
With that she chunks the water bowl at me and screams, "You're so damn stupid, I need water!!!!"
Well, just like all old married couples, we just can't communicate anymore.